Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
NO, is the answer.
Software is like sex. It's better when it's free...
Ethernet is what you use to catch the ether bunny.
How is a computer like an erection?
It stays up as long as you don't screw with it!
Sex is the most fun you can have without logging on.
Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly stops and says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"
Some people say the glass is half full. Others say it is half empty.
Engineers say the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
Computers are like air conditioners - They stop working properly when you open Windows
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
