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#70 - En anglais pour le fun...

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How is a computer like an erection?

It stays up as long as you don't screw with it!

posté par Invité le 10/03/2008

#69 - Une nouvelle théorie de la relativité

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Sex is the most fun you can have without logging on.

posté par Invité le 10/03/2008

#52 - e+

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Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly stops and says, "Oh no, I've lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"

posté par Invité le 10/03/2008

#51 - A boire

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Some people say the glass is half full. Others say it is half empty.

Engineers say the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

posté par Invité le 10/03/2008

#47 - Théorème Bilou

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Computers are like air conditioners - They stop working properly when you open Windows

posté par Invité le 10/03/2008

#37 - Nintendo

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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

posté par Invité le 10/03/2008
 
 
 
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