linux: loose your time
mac: loose your money
windows: loose your money and your time
void Joke()
{
t_rabbit rabbit;
t_hunter hunter;
t_gun gun;
rabbit.equip(&gun);
this->SetMorningRabbit(&rabbit);
this->morning->a->rabbit->kill(&hunter);
}
Shakespeare : /(bb|[^b]{2})/ That's the question
How to kill a programmer in the shower?
Order him to read the shampoo bottle instructions : Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
A man is smoking with his girlfriend. She angers herslef : "don't you see the warning on the box ?!"
To which the man replies, "I am a programmer. I don't worry about warnings. I only worry about errors."
A Life ? Cool ! Where can I download one of those ?
"In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates ?"
>man: Why did you get a divorce ?
man: Too many arguments
Error with task named "surgical" please reboot the "patient".
Error code : Ox666
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